I really, really, really, like for reals want a Ouija Board. I would try and contact someone really crazy and scary like Judge Holden or Vlad the Impaler or Ronald Reagan; ok, Reagan's too scary. I wonder if I contacted Dotty Parker while I was sitting at a bar, would that count as having a drink together? 'Cause I would love to have a drink with Dottie; oh, the banter we would have!