Oh man, if only this were not a spoof! I read so many damn Archie comics when I was a kid -- there were hundreds of them at our cottage, left-over from when my mum was wee -- that everything I know about men I learned from those crazy kids. So, obviously this video made my day, which I needed because I'm headed back to school today after a lovely week-long break.
Not sure whether my favourite part is Mr Lodge's voice or the dead-dog at the end or all of it. I do wish that they'd had Archie drive his old jalopy, though...